Does this hat make my @ss look fat?

Remember as a kid when there would be "crazy hat day" in school? Well I use to love to come up with silly creations to wear but sadly mine were never THIS good. You need a strong shoe to balance out these hats!

Kidding aside, here's another example of windows as art and this was a real show stopper. Obviously there is too much detail to capture in a photo but you get the idea AND it can be recreated and reinterpreted in a million ways. The fun is up to you - now get to work!